My Bloody Valentine 3-D

Pros: Great gore, decent performances, Tom Atkins is in it.
Cons: Nothing worth mentioning.

It's no secret that I'm generally not thrilled by the sheer number of remakes currently being churned out by Hollywood. The remake is the new sequel, particularly when it comes to horror films-a cheap way for studios to milk a franchise for a few more ...

Pros: Great 3D effects, and surprisingly a plot.
Cons: Extremely gory.  No social relevance.

My Bloody Valentine 3-D (2009) Directed by Patrick LussierBe Mine 4 Ever.Tom Hanniger (the ever edible Jensen Ackles) is the son of the local mine owner.  An error on his part led to a cave in that trapped six men deep ...

Pros: MBV is an entertaining slasher flick that brings a new bar for remakes.
Cons: Nothing really.

I am so proud to be a horror fan! Man, was this movie good! I wasn't expecting much from this remake, but after the credits rolled, I was extremely impressed. This slasher film is a remake of the original that was made in 1981. As far as I'm concerned, ...

Pros: One wild moment that would qualify the movie as a guilty pleasure.
Cons: Lose the 3-D and the rest of the movie is as one-dimensional as you'd imagine.

Patrick Lussier's remake of My Bloody Valentine harkens back to an unsung golden age of horror, the kind which needed three dimensions because everything else was merely 1-D, from the acting down to the story. Even though I ...