Skeeters 2nd Annual Christmas Songs
Dec 19 '04
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A very Merry Christmas to everyone! I hope you're all enjoying the holidays. It's been a bit strained here on the homefront with my pending divorce. There is no Christmas tree, no shining stars, no glitter, no gifts. There are no warm fuzzies or holiday hugs. Divorce is such an ugly word, isn't it?
Nevertheless, there is someone in this house that has the Christmas spirit. Yep, it's my Skeeter. He's been going around singing his own version of some traditional Christmas songs, just like he did last year. I thought I would share them with you in the hopes that they'll bring a smile to your face.
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First of all we have the Classic Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.
You know Rover and Fido
And Goofy and Pluto
Lassie and Rascal
And Benji and Toto.
But do you recall
The most famous Canine of all?
Skeeter the long-nosed Puppy
Had a very cold wet nose.
And if you ever felt it
You would even think it froze
All of the big ol' Bull Dogs
Used to bark and pull his chains
They never let poor Skeeter
Play in any cat-chase games.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve
Nedi came to say,
"Skeeter with your nose so wet
Why'd you bite that sweet ol Vet?
Then all the Puppies loved him
No more neutering, Hoo-Ray!!!
Skeeter the long-nosed Canine,
You're our Hero every day!!
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Then there's the wonderful "Up on the HouseTop"....
Up on the Dog House Skeeter crawls
Stretching out his long white paws.
Ears pointed up and a tail that wags
Hoping for goodies in Santa's bags.
Bow Wow Wow
It's time for chow.
Bow Wow Wow
It's time for chow
Up on the dog house
Yip Yip Yip
Down through the chimney with
Kibbles and Bits.
First comes the red ones
That taste like meat
Oh, dear Santa
What a treat
Then come the yellows
That taste like cheese
They give me gas
Making Mom say "pleaseeee???"
Bow Wow Wow
It's time for chow
Bow Wow Wow
It's time for chow
Up on the dog house
Yip Yip Yip
Down through the chimney with
Rawhide Chips.
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And don't we all love the tune of "Let It Snow"?....
Oh the weather outside is frightful
And my Mom is so insightful
She says if I've gotta go,
Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
It doesn't show signs of thawing
And I stand here, hem and hawing
My leg is raised up like so
Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow! Yellow Snow!
When I finally ease my plight
How I hate having my rear sore
But if you'll really let me in
All the day long I'll just snore.
The bladder is slowly filling
And, My dear, I hope you're willing
To let me out, don't say no.
Yellow snow! Yellow snow! Yellow snow!
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Here's wishing you all a very, very Merry Christmas. And, hey, if you'd like to see the first edition of the Skeeter Christmas Song Collection, just click right here.
And to all a good night......
8-)
~~Nedi~~
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