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Sawyer and Kate Would Play "I Never" for Hours

Aug 08 '07

The Bottom Line I never knew island drinking games could be so rewarding...

Here's a silly little ditty about Sawyer and Kate's season-two game of "I Never" to the tune of Simon and Garfunkel's El Condor Pasa.

I Never

Sawyer: I've never gotten near a bridal veil.
No, not me.
You, maybe,
But never me.

Kate: I never was obsessed with ancient mail.
No, not me.
Sawyer, you may be,
But never me.

I'd play "I Never" here all day
And debunk this cocky hunk.


Sawyer: I'm in no hurry to be found
As long as Freckles is around.
Glad she's around.


Kate: I never blamed my problems on a boar.
No, not me.
You, maybe,
But never me.

Sawyer: I never ever fell in love before.
No, not me.
Until now, you see;
You've smitten me.


LOST Parodies:
Bohemian Rhapsody
I Am a Rock
White Christmas
Christmas Canon Rock
We Wish You a Merry Christmas
Christmas in Killarney
Henry the Eighth
Sweet Baby James
The Only Living Boy in New York
Here, There and Everywhere
He Was My Brother
For Baby (For Bobbie)
Sloop John B.
When I'm 64
The Longest Time
Run for the Roses
You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore
Eye of the Tiger
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
Leader of the Band
Same Old Lang Syne
Cat's in the Cradle
An Innocent Man
The Boxer
Sparrow
Loves Me Like a Rock
Der Fuehrer's Face
Goodbye Yellow Brick Road
Candle in the Wind
Scarborough Fair / Canticle
Hey Jude
Tears in Heaven
Bridge Over Troubled Water
House of the Rising Sun
Lover's Cross
Lasso the Moon
Rocket Man

Poems:
Baby Brother
The Pilot in the Pilot
Vincent
Of Sacrificial Death and Life
John the Baptized
Not Penny's Boat
Finding Vincent

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