She Said He Said (He Meant)
Sep 16 '09
The Bottom Line By Keith Ream (Poem is slightly different after light censorship)
She said, "What's perfect about me in your eyes?"
He said, "Your smile." (but meant her thighs)
She said, "What do I do that makes you feel dissed?"
He said, "Not a thing dear." (but kept forming the list)
She said, "I wish I could be with you every second of the day."
He said, "That would be heaven." (on opposite day)
She said, "Are you sure there's nothing on me you wouldn't switch?"
He said, "There's nothing." (a little surgery couldn't fix)
She said, "Have you remained faithful and been with no other?"
He said, "Yes." (it's so hard to have just one lover)
She said, "Me too." (except for your brother)
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