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Sep 16 '09

The Bottom Line By Keith Ream

You say you're my best friend but treat me like trash
You date all my crushes, my dreams you smash
Whenever I'm in need, you miss my call
I know you enjoy my every failure and fall
But conditions have changed, a girlfriend I've got
A beautiful woman I've always thought hot.
When I've needed some fun, on you I've depended
But now you're replaced, so that time has ended
So when you're a jerk and treat me wrong
I'll just smile because I'm dating your mom.



(This is not part of the poem, I just need to reach one hundred words to meet the minimum.  So sorry about this)

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