Inspired by ChromeKiller's thread about surprising yourself with writing, and then how I always end up reading my old reviews and giggling about goofy things I wrote, I thought I'd start up this thread.

Go read an old review and post a random funny/silly/witty/bizarre sentence or two that you find, simply for laughs. I'll start!

"Oh yes. If my hair could talk, it would be singing about sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows."

NT

How about this one:

"Naturally, I tried on my Review Product as soon as I arrived home and put away my frogs' legs and eye of newt."

Cute thread :) ~Jennifer

Cool post. Different from what I have been seeing.

"I would have tried it because it smelled so good, but my dog wouldn't let me"

Paul

I always liked this one:

"Really... is there anything more appropriately masculine feeling than zipping off lug nuts with your very own impact wrench?"

--Bob

This is from a really bad action movie I reviewed. I'm pretty sure most English teachers would cringe at all the commas:

"He starts drinking, gets a whole bunch of guns and explosives, custom modifies a classic muscle car, and then kills all the bad guys, all the while spending as little time wearing a shirt as possible."

Well, I sure do hate that I wrote that I had a great frig when I got a new refrigerator way back.

Some kind British member emailed to tell me what that means and that I prob ought to spell it short as fridge.

Prob got some interesting hits who were most disappointed about my frig though.

From one of my own...

As my friend Jason said, after walking in on the forest bar scene, "It's like watching a bunch of Japanese kids play Calvin ball."

Talyseon.

And stringing these all together, we get:

Oh yes. If my hair could talk, it would be singing about sunshine, lollipops, and rainbows. Naturally, I tried on my Review Product as soon as I arrived home and put away my frogs' legs and eye of newt. I would have tried it because it smelled so good, but my dog wouldn't let me.

Really... is there anything more appropriately masculine feeling than zipping off lug nuts with your very own impact wrench? He starts drinking, gets a whole bunch of guns and explosives, custom modifies a classic muscle car, and then kills all the bad guys, all the while spending as little time wearing a shirt as possible. I had a great frig. It's not that I didn't like "The product," it's that it didn't like me. It's like watching a bunch of Japanese kids play Calvin ball.

--Bob