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Suzer the Advisor didn't like it (Reply to this comment)
by dougsanders
Who give's a rat's scrotum?
Still, I wonder if Satan wasn't working through you here, causing you to share your dirty thoughts with the unblemished minds that roam this site.
Keep up the good work.
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Apr 16 '02
8:32 am PDT
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by marytara
I was fine with your choice of words and this review as a representation of the lexiphiliac w/o. I even VH'd and MH'd a couple of them... But your diss on SAHMs was completely uncalled for.
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Jan 26 '02
6:39 am PST
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Very Nice (Reply to this comment)
by Jesus_H_Christ
Great job, don't take any crap from these so called "Editors." I resurrect once again, and I have to deal with Editors?
JC
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Jan 15 '02
8:48 am PST
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Oh Man Fez (Reply to this comment)
by kristinafh
I think you got screwed on the score...We might need to talk to Annexation about this.
Also, I'm appealing his scoring decisions on NH's - you rightfully have deserved at least ADDITIONAL points for all of the NH's.
Heck, now that I think about it, every one who gets NH's (from editors) should get more points.
Here's an NH - now let's go harass Mark.
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Jan 15 '02
2:12 am PST
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YOUR SCORE (Reply to this comment)
by annexation
Fez-
Score: 232
Avg. p/ term: 4.296
A raw twist of the teat you got here, fez_monkey. I was surprised to see no 'david lee roth' up in this joint, but it didn't detract from the overall badazzness of the piece... it only detracted from the score.
They don't know who we be.
-Mark
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Jan 14 '02
6:31 pm PST
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Re: Re: Syntactic Usage (Reply to this comment)
by DavidK93
Hi Petra,
Absolutely; I enjoy when women obsess over me for my mind. With men, though, I prefer them to obsess over me for my body [G].
--David
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Jan 12 '02
7:19 am PST
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Re: Syntactic Usage (Reply to this comment)
by Petra
David ... may I obsess over you for your mind? *g*
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Jan 12 '02
12:05 am PST
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Yeeeeoooouuu Sly Dog, Yah... (Reply to this comment)
by 29th_Candidate
["And as for Nirav and the other dog fellators, the Eep Topic Nazi's, and the hordes of the SAHM's who will undoubtedly look down their schnozzes at this, well, toss them in the water then screw them while they're still wet. They don't know who we be."]
Mofo, that's scads BETTER than a "blue-button blumpkin..." (Say THAT 5 times fast.)
Welcome to 29th's "Irreverent Inner Circle,"
(The I.I.C. Motto: "If you haven't earned your wings, prepare to have them broken.")
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Jan 07 '02
6:41 pm PST
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You tell 'em! (Reply to this comment)
by jsallen
Or something like that.
Nice letter and creative use of the words. Good job!
Jennifer
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Jan 07 '02
10:24 am PST
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$45 IS a hefty price for crotch butter, delivered or not. (Reply to this comment)
by Sordid-1
Mad props for the finest slam to denizens of the Dirty South that these sordid eyes have ever witnessed:
“I mean when you sink to the level of pandering to incestuous, mouth breathing, banjo playing, NASCAR watching, line-dancing, tabacky chewin', sheet wearing, moonshine making, rebel yelling, wrestling fanatic, squirrel eating, coon hunting red necks, well then you are in the Juggs crowd…”
Keep on kicking hard-core anal muffin and taking names, bro.
Sordid-1
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Jan 06 '02
12:23 pm PST
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I bow (Reply to this comment)
by kristinafh
to the Fez Monkey!
Best combo-use of the words yet!
kristina :)
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Jan 05 '02
8:18 pm PST
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Re: Re: Syntactic Usage (Reply to this comment)
by megugrrrl
Greasy Dutch Oven
I feel so dirty.
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Jan 05 '02
10:09 am PST
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Re: Syntactic Usage (Reply to this comment)
by Fez_Monkey
No, I did mean mutual. If you didn't jack off this topic (and visa versa) then you didn't do it properly.
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Jan 05 '02
9:43 am PST
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Syntactic Usage (Reply to this comment)
by DavidK93
Hiya Fez,
I wonder if you really meant to say "mutual" jack-off? That implies that the group jerked off the write-off while the write-off jerked off the group. I suspect that you were really going for "collectice" jack-off, which implies that the whole group is jerking off together.
Awesome review, man! Brings me back to the days when I found my father's stash of Penthouse magazines in his closet. I even kind of liked boobies back then.
--David
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Jan 05 '02
6:33 am PST
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Re: I don't know why (Reply to this comment)
by Fez_Monkey
Maybe I should have closed with "shalom"??
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Jan 04 '02
9:32 pm PST
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Re: The Golden Shower (Reply to this comment)
by Fez_Monkey
The letter was, indeed, sent. I doubt I will get a reply, however.
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Jan 04 '02
9:32 pm PST
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I don't know why (Reply to this comment)
by roxymarie
but there's something about you ending this with "yours in Jesus" that just tickles me to no end!
Roxanne
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Jan 04 '02
6:40 pm PST
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The Golden Shower (Reply to this comment)
by nifer
I would love to see the lackey's face who had to read this letter if you really were to mail it. My guess is that it would resemble a "doh?" or something similar.
A MH review, indeed.
xoxo ~ jennifer
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Jan 04 '02
5:35 pm PST
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Re: Mebbe so... (Reply to this comment)
by Fez_Monkey
More powerful stereo, better tires, seat covers, chrome rims ... yeah. I suppose. But not if your car is already top-of-the-line.
Nice to see an "authentic" member now and then. Thanks for letting Annexation post the spread.
Bow wow!
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Jan 04 '02
4:51 pm PST
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Re: You speak truth, sir. (Reply to this comment)
by Fez_Monkey
Yadkin County? That's not real, is it?
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Jan 04 '02
4:50 pm PST
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Re: its always nice to see (Reply to this comment)
by Fez_Monkey
Heh heh heh. Porn again. That's funny.
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Jan 04 '02
4:49 pm PST
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Re: Nice job... (Reply to this comment)
by Fez_Monkey
Well, mahalo for the compliments. I guess necks just bring out the best in me.
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Jan 04 '02
4:49 pm PST
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You speak truth, sir. (Reply to this comment)
by LatteChick
...incestuous, mouth breathing, banjo playing, NASCAR watching, line-dancing, tabacky chewin', sheet wearing, moonshine making, rebel yelling, wrestling fanatic, squirrel eating, coon hunting red necks...
Did you grow up in Yadkin County? I would hate to think there are other places where this is accepted behavior. Eeek!
~Becka~
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Jan 04 '02
4:03 pm PST
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its always nice to see (Reply to this comment)
by deaser26
a nice young man such as your self going through a little introspection and religious grounding...i see that you have found jesus, and having done so - i think you owe it to the community here to start rating and writing appropriately...i think there are some nice reading circles (circle jerks) that you can jump right into.
i don't know if it was Billy Idol or Larry Flynt who said it first, WE ARE PORN AGAIN!!!
thanks for the ride monkey, well done
deas
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Jan 04 '02
3:03 pm PST
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Nice job... (Reply to this comment)
by fallenjesusboy
... with the Lexiphiliac words... yet my favorite part was your lengthy description of rednecks. I couldn't agree more. Good luck in the running for the Sock.
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Jan 04 '02
2:59 pm PST
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