It beats the Blow It Out Your Ass diet, but it still sucks
Written: Jun 21 '00
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Pros: its better than the blow it out your ass diet
Cons: its a scam just like every other diet in the world
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Let me break down the current diet hysteria into the few categories they all seem to fit into:
1) Sensible dieting - These are your weight watchers and your Jenny Craig diets where they teach you how to count calories, ignore fat, and most importantly, buy their overpriced, cardboard boxed diners that taste like the material that they are packed in. These program exist for one reason and one reason only; to sell their food.
If they taught you how to make the dinners yourself, you would be healthier and wealthier. These dinners need to be pumped full of salt and perservatives to maintain a shelf life. If they taught you how to cook a like pasta, cut it in a couple of containers, and only each one of them, you would be pretty well off.
2) Eat yourself to death - These are the programs that teach you that that one small peice of bread at dinner is the problem. So next, time, put the bread down and gulp down another 10 punds of steak. Hey, as long as its fat and protein go for it. Don;t worry that your body needs nutrients, vitamins, etc. from all the food groups. If you are eating a bannana split, for the love of God, Eat around the bannana.
These are all the same. Eat ten pounds of sugar or eat no sugar. Eat a horse. Only eat grapefruit. If you want to be malnurished, go for it. You'll look like $100 at your funeral.
These diets are all based around truths taken to the nth degree. For example, sugar is bad for a diet because when sugar and fat mix, the fat is harder to break down. The sugar causes an insulin reaction that almost insulates the fat. So, if you are out eating a Big Mac, washing it down with a soda makes it worse. This doesn't mean that you can cut out the soda and eat 100 Big Macs for dinner for fat cow!
3) Blow it out your ass - These are my personal favorites because a couple of friends are on this sham. Bascially, you eat whatever the hell you want. You want to down a quart of olive olive with blue cheese dressing, go for it. Then you take a pill or you had to take a pill before the feats. The pill attaches itself to the fat and will "pass threw" your body. The problem is that most bodies can't handle this stuff and attempts to let you pass it faster than you can run and find a can. My friends are on the hopper every 30 minutes blowing out there dinner. Half there life is spend bracing themselves on the porcelean thrown, but they "love it" because they lost a pound or two. Well, guess what honey, while your blowing fat out of your ass, your also blowing out Vitamin D and Vitamin A. These pills aren't very careful about what they take out. Its all or nothing. So, your either pop vitamins aor start eating for vegetables and furits... which would have helped you in the first place.
I had a friend you thought she had this stuff beat. She had no problems at all. Then she splurged in a resturant. Orderd a couple of desserts. I guess there was too much fat in the meal. She made it half way to the bathroom before she began to run. That is, her body did the running, her feet couldn't keep up. After 45 minutes blowing her dinner out of her ass, she gave up the pill forever.
Any diet that doesn't mention something about exercise is most likely dunk. The faster you realize there is no quick fix, the faster you'll haul your fat as to the gym and stop eating twinkies by the truck load.
My advice, learn about food. Take a course at a local college. You can go to 2 4 hour classes and learn everything a lay man needs to know about food. With that, you can figure out how to eat, what food are bad together, determine what is a good amount of fat, sugar, carbhydrates, etc. You can figure out how to exercise, etc. Its well worth the money and this diet really works.
If diets really worked, it wouldn't be a billion dollar business. These diets have to work for a short time and then fail to make sure every fat ass in America buy the latest and greatest book on the market.
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