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About beckytcy
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My mom's new book is available now! www.jane-sutton.com
Is that an optical illusion or is beckytcy (3rd from right, top row, beige hat), really grabbing that guy's crotch?
Dissent is Patriotic!
Ptieman's Notify Site: A More Reliable Way to Keep Track of Reviews
Shout Outs!
Read reviews by erinrounds, katybrighteyes, and drdevience because they knew that my stripper was from New Jersey.
Other especially cool people whose reviews you should read include mfunk75, ingysdayoff, lemon_lime, voxpoptart, trust12345, disinclined, atchesonate, annecal, guildenstern, marinermoose22, alawston, divine_cheese, sparkless, millinocket, andym173, stairway2drew and everyone else on my Web O' Trust.
Our Fabulous Halloween Costume 2002:

The Tenenbaum Family
My Reviews:
Check it out: One of my mom's books!! Me and the Weirdos
Read about the evil Red Sox organization (updated August 29, 2002): Glory and Heartbreak: Becky, Mistreated
Movies:
76th Academy Awards Predictions ~~
Bunny Lake is Missing: My Favorite Movie Ever ~~
40 Days and 40 Nights ~~
Alfie ~~
American Splendor ~~
Anchorman ~~
L'Auberge Espagnole ~~
Bad Education ~~
Bend it Like Beckham ~~
Betsy's Wedding ~~
Beyond Borders ~~
Big Fish ~~
Bowling for Columbine~~
Brown Sugar ~~
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason ~~
Bruce Almighty ~~
Calendar Girls ~~
Camp ~~
Chuck and Buck ~~
Closer ~~
The Cooler ~~
Desperately Seeking Susan ~~
Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood ~~
The Door in the Floor ~~
The Dreamers ~~
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind ~~
Fahrenheit 9/11 ~~
Far From Heaven~~
Finding Neverland ~~
From Justin to Kelly ~~
Garden State ~~
Girl with a Pearl Earring ~~
Mariah Carey's Abysmal Glitter~~
The Good Girl~~
Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle ~~
The Hours ~~
I Am Sam ~~
I Heart Huckabees ~~
Margaret Cho's 'I'm the One that I Want' ~~
In America ~~
In Good Company ~~
Intermission ~~
Kinsey ~~
Kissing Jessica Stein ~~
Love, Actually ~~
Love Story ~~
Lovely and Amazing ~~
Maid in Manhattan~~
Mean Girls ~~
A Mighty Wind ~~
Monsoon Wedding~~
Mystic Pizza ~~
Napoleon Dynamite ~~
Nowhere in Africa ~~
Ocean's Twelve ~~
Once Upon a Time in the Midlands ~~
PCU ~~
Mick Jagger Naked in Performance ~~
Phone Booth ~~
Pieces of April ~~
Pretty Woman ~~
Queer as Folk 2 ~~
The Real Cancun ~~
Real Women Have Curves~~
Risky Business ~~
The Rookie ~~
Salaam Bombay!~~
Saved! ~~
School of Rock ~~
Singles ~~
Shaun of the Dead ~~
Shrek 2 ~~
Sideways ~~
Something's Gotta Give ~~
Standing in the Shadows of Motown~~
The Station Agent ~~
Stepford Wives (2004) ~~
Team America: World Police ~~
Three Men and a Baby~~
Thirteen ~~
Unfaithful ~~
Velvet Goldmine ~~
Waiting for Guffman ~~
Two Weeks Notice: Valentine's Day Massacre W/O ~~
Welcome to Mooseport ~~
X2: X-Men United ~~
Y Tu Mama Tambien ~~
Zoolander
Music:
Manic Street Preachers - Forever Delayed ~~
Pulp's Brilliant Album "Different Class" ~~
Pulp-This is Hardcore ~~
BritPop at its Finest: The Best of Blur ~~
Best of Blur Videos ~~
SparklyFabulous: Cher in Concert with Cyndi Lauper ~~
Blondie, Live in Concert ~~
The Darkness Live in Providence
David Bowie in Boston Fleet Center 3/30/04 ~~
Muse in Boston at Axis 4/15/04 ~~
Muse: Absolution ~~
Desert Island W/O ~~
Get Over it! - OK Go ~~
The Killers - Hot Fuss ~~
My London Romance Mix~~
Ru Paul's Christmas Album ~~
Corey Hart - Boy in the Box (Where it all began W/O) ~~
Cher - Living Proof ~~
Cher - The Very Best of Cher ~~
Radiohead - The Bends ~~
Queer Eye for the Straight Guy Soundtrack
Education:
Living with Roommates ~~
Why You Should Study Abroad~~
What College is Really Like~~ How Many Colleges Should I Apply To? ~~
Wesleyan University: PCU ~~
How to Choose a College or University ~~
How to Write a Killer College Essay~~
How to take the SATs ~~
Beg, Borrow, and Steal: Budgeting in College
Travel:
Lexington, MA ~~
Liverpool, England: Home of the Beatles ~~ RyanAir: Extremely Budget Airline ~~
Epinionators at the Boulder Station Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas ~~
Sarah Hotel and Casino, Las Vegas ~~
American Trans Air: Cheap, Loud and Turbulent
Books:
A great book on teaching science to elementary school kids ~~
Why Cricket is not like Marmite: Cricket Explained ~~
The Adrian Mole Diaries ~~ Being Peace (anti-war W/O) ~~
Jews Who Rock ~~
The Lysistrata and My Vow of Celibacy
Writer's Corner:
So, You Want to Hire a Stripper? Better Read This First! ~~
16 Question's Write-Off ~~
Corpgent's 20 Things About Me W/O ~~ "Bust Out the Funk" Song Lyrics ~~
Friday Night Ramblings #17 ~~
We Don't Need no Thought Control: My Essay on the Pledge of Allegiance ~~
My Three Year Epinions Anniversary Loyalty W/O ~~
Confronting Jeffrey Maier ~~
Annecal's Haiku Write-Off ~~
Ginzo's Memorable Comment W/O ~~
Second Chance Write-Off ~~
Thanksgiving Write-Off ~~ The Truth About MFUNK75 ~~ What's My Porn Name W/O
Other:
Bally Total Fitness ~~
Strapless Bra ~~
FOX, the Guilty Pleasure W/O ~~
Cybex Arc Trainer ~~
Joey Fatone Doll ~~
Stella Artois: My Favorite Beer ~~
Sam Adams Brewery ~~
Relive Your '80s Childhood with Shrinky Dinks ~~
Precor Elliptical Machine ~~
Gold's Gym ~~
AOL Instant Messenger ~~ Going Mobile: The Sagem MC920 ~~
Krispy Kreme Donuts ~~
True Colors: The Game that will Cause you to Hate Each Other ~~ Koo Koo Roo: Eating Chicken with the Governor of California
~~ The Cutest Purple Microwave Ever
Thai Hut
QUOTES OF THE DAY (updated 1/28/07):
Click here for archived quotes on my friend Marisa's page.
Becky: "He's all over you like a cheap suit!"
Jen: "He's all over you like semen on a birthday cake!"
Amy: "Is this the Beatles?"
Jules: "No, it's a cover band!"
Renee: "I forgot to get back to you about that author's address.
Becky: "Oh, yeah, I found out she's dead."
Renee: "Oh, right. I vaguely remember that there was something about her..."
Becky: "If my grandmother were alive, she would appreciate my bargains."
Brandon: "That's great, but I'm not Jewish."
Charlie: "Now that's a place of worship!"
Mom: "The church or the brewery?"
Cork, Ireland
Michelle: "You look familiar. Do I know you?"
Brandon: "I lived with you!"
(They lived together less than a year ago.)
Becky: "I didn't like what she was wearing on New Year's Eve. It looked like a blanket."
Joanna: "That WAS a blanket."
"If we were in a movie, you'd be the friend who was proven wrong in the end by romance."
-Brandon (to me)
"What's the point of going to a bar if I'm not going to drink or flirt?"
-Joanna
"I didn't ask her if she was pregnant. I asked her, 'Are you pregnant?'"
-Dave (in my office)
"She can victimize my special unit!"
-Emma, re: Mariska Hargitay
"This might not be a bad thing if it were decent."
-Lynn, re: manuscript submissions
"You are too short to be Xena. I'm telling you as a friend."
-Andrew, re: Halloween costumes
Becky: "I'm pure and innocent."
Guy in bar: "Yeah, and I'm a dentist."
Katy: "She lived with five guys, so she must be pretty laid back."
Becky: "What is she like Snow White?!?"
Katy:"Kind of. She's Snow Asian."
Sara: "My roommate met a guy through JDate, but they broke up. Now he's trying to get her back."
Jesse: "Is he holding up a boom box playing 'Hava Negila'?"
Girl 1: "Why would anyone buy the iPod Shuffle?"
Girl 2: "I know. It would be my worst nightmare. It would be so heinous."
[Overheard overstatement on the "T"]
It was like artificially inseminated for the crowd's pleasure. I was wearing a vocal condom."
-Guy in karaoke bar re: singing the Bee Gees instead of a rock song
"He's a retired strippist." - Emma
My grandfather (pointing to the TV): "Who's that?
Becky: "Shakira."
Grandfather (in disbelief): "Shapiro?!"
My aunt: "Is she senile, or is it just her boyfriend?"
Ruth:"Milk the cow?"
Rebecca: "That sounds disgusting!"
Elissa: "Yes, but does it sound transsexual?"
(An office conversation about that Usher song)
Katy:"Are there any bands that had a single with the same name as their band and their album?"
Becky: "Well, Vanilla Ice had a song called 'Ice, Ice Baby.'"
Katy: "I don't see the connection."
"You're always at a brewery whenever I call you!" -Dinny (to me)
Becky: "I'm going to fluff this couscous with a fork."
Becky's mom: "You're the fluffer!
Becky: "Do you know what that means?"
Mom: "No, what does it mean?"
Becky: "It's someone in the porn industry who provides a certain function..."
Mom: "To get the guy hard?"
B: "Yes"
Mom: "What method do they use?"
B: "Whatever they want, I guess."
Mom: "I would sing. That would make any man hard."
Steven: "What kind of beer do you drink?"
Julie: "Vodka"
Becky: "Have you ever sold a CD to a used CD store?"
Ethan: "Yeah, once. It was the 'Great Expectations' soundtrack. It wasn't as good as I thought it would be."
Becky: "Do you want to go to grad school?"
Katy: "Is that a club?"

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"To announce that there must be no criticism of the president, or that we are to stand by the president, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public." -Theodore Roosevelt, 1918
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