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About Fluffybeef
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I am a guy stuck in a move. I moved in '99 from the Chicago area and still can't get over it. Most of my best friends in the world for 11 years are there. In other news... Here's a fake(?...hehe) quote from Jesse Helms!
"My constituents are decent, hard-working folk," said Sen. Jesse Helms (R-NC), despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, in his 22nd annual "Next Year, By God!" speech on the steps of North Carolina's capitol building. "We are a proud people who mayn't have all that much fancy-pants book-learnin', but we live and die with pride in our proud heritage and the dignity of our forebears."
Helms' speech was met with nearly 25 minutes of enthusiastic hoots and rebel yells by the 15,000 drunk, unemployed tobacco pickers in attendance.
This comes to us from our friends at The Onion wedbsite.
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