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About gypsy_eyes78
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Epinions.com ID:
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gypsy_eyes78
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Location:
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Map Ref. 41N 93W
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Member Since:
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Jul 28 '06
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Favorite Websites:
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Allmusic
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Sound Opinions
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Wilco
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Activity Summary
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Reviews Written: 9
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Member Visits: 396
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Total Visits: 666
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About gypsy_eyes78
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Things I frequently say in social settings:
To my cousin: Praise the grammar police. Set me up with your niece.
To my drunk great uncle questioning our relation: It’s quite possible that I’m your third man. But its a fact that I’m the seventh son.
When asked to repeat myself: I've said what I'd said and you know what I mean.
When the conversation dies: 200 miles is a long drive in a car.
To my driver’s Ed teacher: I like driving backwards in the fog, because it doesn’t remind me of anything.
When asked endlessly what my major is and my plans for the future: I want a range life, if I could settle down.
What I say to show off my vast knowledge of American culture and geography: There’s no women in Alaska. There’s no creoles in Vermont. There’s nocoast of Nebraska..
When presented with the perplexing question of “would you like to supersize that”: Two states! We want two states. North and South.
While waiting to check out at a supermarket, I turn to a single mom and tell her her future: At Citibank we will meet accidentally. We’ll start to talk when you borrow my pen.
Explaining religion to a nine year old boy scout: Well son, sheep go to Heaven and goats go to hell.
When bowling with relatives: A whole lot of double chins and bowling pins. Unholy Presbyterians.
Frequent requests: Let me put my lovin’ in your oven.
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