Makeup No need for the pricey stuff - Avon Daring Definition eyeliner makes the grade. Avon Glimmersticks - recommended with minor reservations Needed a turbo boosted sandblaster to remove it - Maybelline Turbo Boost Mascara Wet n Wild protein mascara - Good mascara, great price. Buy two! Yes, Mommie Dearest, your eyebrows DO look natural - NYC Browser Brow Powder Cleopatra is ready for her close-up - Revlon Wet/Dry Eyeliner Almay One coat ~ My all time favorite mascara Garanimals for your peepers - Almay Intense iColor Powder Shadow Like a foofy coffee drink for your kisser ~ mark Kiss Xpert Lip Smoothing Treatment mark KissInk TintMarkers - Almost as good as using a Sharpie marker on your lips Rimmel Jelly Gloss Sheer LipglossApparently sheer means clear to Rimmel. Shiny tasty boost, but no volume ~ Rimmel Volume Boost Liquid Lipcolor As God is my witness, I'll never go lipless again! e.l.f. Plumping Lip Glaze My new pink Ponytail - DuWop Anti-Venom Lipstick NARS Lip StainGloss - I still haven't found what I'm looking for. Burt's Bees Lip Shimmer - great, sheer color and it tastes great too Well it doesn't last infinitely, but does last a long time - Max Factor Lipfinity Lotta Luv Cinnabon Lip Balm - more like lip BURN! Doesn't last forever - Maybelline Forever Lipcolor It's kind of freaky, but I like it. - Maybelline Superstay Lipcolor Almay Ideal Lipcolor - the ideal lipstick for a natural, minimal look Maybelline Shiny-licious lip gloss - it's fruityyummylicious C'mere and let me kiss you with my big, red pickle Run, run, fast as you can, gotta catch a philosophy Gingerbread Man Lip Shine Buh-bye to powder blush! ~ Tarte Cheekstain The most awesome brush - Bare Escentuals Maximum Coverage Concealer Brush I'm no longer a slimeball! - Clean & Clear Oil-Absorbing Sheets Won't leave you looking like a Geisha -Bare Esentuals Kabuki Brush Purpose Dual Treatment Moisture Lotion - Moisturizes but doesn't break me out The secret to healthy, glowing skin - BufPuf Singles It's not Bare Minerals but OK in a pinch - Physicians Formula MineralWear powder LUSH Almond Buttercream ~ Schmear yourself in sweet creamy butter. Heavenly bodies in my shower - LUSH Heavenly Bodies Buttercream MMMmmmm marshm....wait, it doesn't smell at all like marshmallow! - LUSH MMM Bathment Please... no French Kisses in my bathtub ever again - LUSH French Kiss Bubblebar LUSH Happy Pill - not a good substitute for Zanax LUSH Butterball bath bomb - love at first soak Like soaking in cotton candy - LUSH Creamy Candy Bathmelt I've got a white-knuckle grip on summer - Temptations Tropical Colada 3 in 1 Strawberry fields forever - Temptations Frozen Daiquiri 3 in 1 An awesome threesome ~ Lander Essentials Pink Grapefruit 3 in 1 A coconutty combo of three - Lander Essentials Cocunut 3 in 1 Avon Naturals Shower gel - Smells great, but too runny I want candy - LUSH Rock Star Soap LUSH Flying Fox Shower Gel - Flying funk is more like it I didn't drown, but I'm positively pruney - LUSH Waving Not Drowning bathbomb Temptations Pomegrante Martini 3 in 1 - A taste of fall Get 'em while you can cuz they're outta here! - Tropical Colada Body Splash Skeeter skeeter, go away! - Avon Skin-So-Soft Bath Oil Spray Where's the lavender? - Softsoap Lavender & Chamomile Body Wash Honey, I love you - Softsoap Naturals Body Wash with Milk & Honey Banana Smoothie 3-in-1 ~ Paper umbrella sold separately. Not gonna try to catch this gingerbread man ~ philosophy Gingerbread Man Body Souffle Cake in a bottle ~ Philosophy Red Velvet Cake 3-in-1 I wanna lick it right off the lid - Body Shop Strawberry Body Butter Dove Energy Glow moisturizer - Is this tan cream or Casper the ghost cream? I'm tan like a toasted marshmallow - Vaseline Health Body Glow Moisturizer Makes me smell like cookies ~ Secret Body Spray Lemony Flutter Cuticle Butter ~ moisturizing and smells oh so good! I've finally found the ultimate lotion - Vaseline Advanced Healing Skin Protectant Lotion Ahava Body Lotion - Softness from the Dead Sea that smells like dead flowers Quite possibly the strangest nail strengthener known to woman - Sally Hansen Hard As Wraps Avon On Duty 24 Plus Roll-On - Been using it for 20 years.... enuf said? ProActiv Solution Renewing Cleanser - Step 1 of the system ProActive Solution Revitalizing Toner - Step 2 of the system, feels great on the skin. ProActiv Solution Repairing Lotion- Step 3 and the workhorse of the system Meridian Acne Therapy System - I had such high hopes Zeno Acne Clearing Device ~ Might cure the occasional wedding day zit. Maybe. Just like ProActiv - half the price. AcneFree Clear Skin Treatment Kit Squeaky clean, clear skin that feels great - Neutrogena Oil Control Foaming Cleanser Avon SkinSoSoft Shaving Cream - nothing special Heavens opened and angels sang when I shaved my legs- Trader Joe's Shave Cream A really nice shave, but OUCH! ~ King of Shaves AlphaGel A nice, smooth shave - Gillette Satin Care for Women

Hair LUSH Cynthia Sylvia Stout shampoo does get the garbage out LUSH Trichomania Shampoo - Weird name, good results Aussie Mega Shampoo - on my short list of must-have staples in my shower Not so "advanced" - Avon Advanced Techniques Shampoo A New deal for hair ~ LUSH New Solid Shampoo It's all about good Karma - LUSH Karma Komba Solid Shampoo Is there a Betty Ford Clinic for LUSH addicts? - LUSH Rehab Shampoo Aussie Mega Shampoo - on my short list of must-have staples in my shower Yo ho yo ho a pirate's life for me - LUSH Seanick Solid Shampoo This soft hair of mine, I'm gonna let it shine - LUSH Ultimate Shine Shampoo A must have if you use LUSH shampoo bars - LUSH Shampoo Bar Tin Avon Advance Techniques Volumizing Conditioner - Not great but smells so good! Redheads are hot and sexy! - Aveda Madder Root Color Conditioner Aussie Moist Conditioner - I actually CAN keep my fingers out of it LUSH Veganese conditioner - not just for vegans! Fuel didn't win the race to rev up my hair - LUSH Fuel Solid Conditioner Retread your hair, not your tires - LUSH Retread Conditioner American cream? Noooo.... more like American DREAM! - LUSH American Cream Conditioner How dry I am ~ Aquis Hair Towel Turbie Twist hair towel ~ I'm twisted in the head Niospray: The hairspray of the gods Aussie Sprunch Non-Aerosol hairspray ~ It smells purple! Another castoff hair product - Dove Leave In Luminizing Mist Aussie Dual Personality Hair Spray works surprisingly well IGIA Rollo Style brush - A total waste of 2 perfectly good C batteries. Spins on its own so you don't have to ~ RotyStyler Hairbrush All That and almost a bag of chips - Remingon All That Hairdryer Steam instead of heat - my hair loves it! - Caruso Molecular Hairsetter

Wellness Don't waste your money - Nutrisystem Nourish Weight Loss plan Yoga: Just My Size - Holy updog, the fat girl is doing yoga! Dip me in hot wax and let's call it a night ~ Remington Paraffin Spa Watkins Petro-Carbo salve - My main salve Oooh what's that smell? Mmmm - Watkins Menthol Camphor ointment I love my Brita Contour Water Pitcher! What did we ever do before we got this spa? - Tiger River Bengal Spa Urban Rebounder.....not for this suburban exerciser Ahhh, Gatorade. Shall we reminisce about my colonoscopy? Tylenol Go Tabs ~ Chewable, portable, pain relief that really works Thera-Med Universal cold pack fixes all my boo-boos Pepcid Complete ~ The best OTC heartburn medicine

Books Lifescripts - Helps you find the right thing to say at the right time Holy Hunger - I devoured it but all it did was leave me thirsty. Understand the Bible in only 15 minutes a day. Visions of the Eagle - Detroit looks great from way up here! His Passion - good devotional for deep thinking Ending Your Day Right - Helps me turn off my brain I can't make a 12-lemon centerpiece with 3 lemons! - Colonial Williamsburg Decorates For Christmas Who knew you could learn this from a book? - Blow Him Away The Complete Book of Questions ~ I'm surprised how often I grab this book. Cats with jobs.... I always knew my cats could be contributing more! Helpful for any birdbrain - Birds in Your Backyard A delightfully sick little story...Sesame Street meets Stephen King A great tool for understanding and explaining the Resurrection of Jesus The Outlandish Companion ~ A must have for reading the Outlander series!

Online Stores Edible Arrangements - A surefire way to get them to eat more fruit Adam & Eve Online Store - Lots of goodies for my toybox. Intershades.com - designer shades, quick and cheap FashionBug.com - they ship so fast its not worth leaving home to shop! Ding dong.... Avon delivered right to my door. JCPenney.com - basic but good, reliable, and quick shipping. JessicaLondon.com - Pricey plus-size clothes shown on skinny models All the great items at Linens n Things delivered right to your door. Zappos.com - THE place for shoes. Orbitz went above and beyond to earn my business. Well worth the small commission fee. Methodone can’t cure my addiction. I'm an orange crackhead. - GarrettPopcorn.com

Home & Garden Shapes mini tarts nicely, but that's all - Pampered Chef Mini Tart Shaper Pampered Chef Apple Wedger - core and slice in one quick action Looks great, cooks great ~ CorningWare 10 pc French White Baking Set CorningWare French White oval dish is perfect for baking many items Pop 'em in the fridge, pop 'em in your mouth. CorningWare Pop-Ins Brief affair with a younger model is a raw deal - West Bend 6-Quart SlowCooker The way you squeeze my lemon - CHEF's Aluminum Lemon Squeezer Coffee snob meets her match in the Braun Aromaster Roul'Pat Pastry Mat - good enough for the Cookie Nazi I like to be entertained while I'm taking a shower - Conair Shower Radio Huggable Hangers - A great big Bugg hugg goes out to Joy Mangano! Spin me right round, baby, right round, washing lettuce for me, right round round round Perfect Tear - The ultimate paper towel holder Stop your wining and pour me a drink! Pyrex loaf pans - out with the old, in with the new! Hold On comforter clips - prevents my bedclothes from getting in a bunch Vanity Fair makes my dining table more elegant Longchamp Crystal - champagne quality crystal on a beermug budget Enjoy your scotch on the rocks and don't worry about breaking the glass Do you fondue? No double dipping! - Rival Electric Fondue Pot Solo To Go - Great for sending the family home with leftovers. The EarthBox ~ Homegrown veggies without a garden. I LOVE this thing!

Electronics Nice phone with lots of features for a good price - Motorola Cordless Phone Not a morning person but the Roady helps me arrive at work relatively happy.

Movies, Music, and Miscellaneous Wild Hogs - a bumpy but light and funny ride Screensavers for your TV! - FunView TV Volume One Come snuggle with me next to the fake fireplace - Ambient Fire DVD Woodland Piano ~ Relax to nature sounds Made me feel suicidal, not revived - Meditation Revive CD Ozomatli does it again! Pipers' Holiday - my all time favorite Christmas album A mini Jurassic Park in my living room 1999 Chrysler 300M - I miss the car of the year Will keep you warm if you're lost in Denali ~ North Face Woman's Denali jacket I like to flick my BIC Velocity pens There's a mouse in my house and I couldn't be happier - Microsoft Wireless Mouse Crocs Beach Sandals - So ugly they're cute! My cat loves Whisker Lickin's deli slices! Eastern University ~ Beautiful campus, great education LASIK - I've got my eyes peeled. Literally. Don't be afraid. He just wants to look at you. (Great Ghost Story W/O) All about Bugg - We Are The Sum Of Our Parts (2007). Slices of Sin The waiting is the hardest part